Everywhere you go, there you are---with crypto staring directly back at you.
My wife is an HGTV addict (there is no help for her, I got to HGTV-Anon); I came in this morning, and low and behold a Heavy Metal rocker from RI is buying a house in Savannah GA. We are not talking Metallica/Black Sabbath-- we are talking Garage band, so instead of waiting tables, the guy made some shrewd investments.
Welcome Home.
https://www.hgtv.com/shows/house-hunters/episodes/heading-south-at-last
Don't let your wifey's catch you watching this.